Best Colon Cleanse Walmart

September 1, 2010 6:49 am | Uncategorized

I got several emails telling me that “someone” has sent me the following. (See below) Which one of you was it?

I received a WalMart gift card, a Victoria’s Secret gift card, a Home Depot gift card, a free Acai berry colon cleanse, a Rachel Ray gift package, and a Best Buy gift card. I have also received several job offers for laundering checks for a British artist selling art in the U.S., and I have 500 million dollars waiting for me in a Nigerian bank account because my long-lost uncle was killed in a plane crash. As soon as I receive all this loot, I would like to take you all out for drinks.

and I suppose that you have not yet jumped on any of these wonderful offers?
What are you waitin for babe?
At least you have not received offers for breast enhancement or penis enlargement
Or if you did you aint saying!!

Phillips’ Colon Health Probiotic Caps

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Aerobic Life – Mag 07 Oxygen Cleanse, 180 capsules

$27.25

Mag 07 is a combination of powdered magnesium oxide compounds which have been ozonated and stabilized to release mono-atomic or nascent oxygen over 12 hours or more. The timed release ensures that Mag 07 will provide an adequate amount of oxygen, slowly, for better utilization.

Mag 07, when in an acidic environment, begins to slowly release nascent or mono-atomic oxygen. The release of oxygen con…